“Your chance of injury goes up dramatically if you drink, but the chance of some goat coming to save your sorry ass is low. Very low. Like, zero, really. There’s a very good chance, though, that a human being could help. Check out the info below to learn some stuff about alcohol, its effects, how it can hurt you, and most importantly, how you can avoid getting hurt.”
No Magic Goat (Canada) – http://nomagicgoat.ca/